... Dio recounts an Trade in between Elagabalus plus the nicely-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus tackled the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Will not call me lord, I'm a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by getting Elagabalus asking his doctors to present him the equal of a girl's vagina via a surgical incision. ^Anyhow you can i